Band Camp

[JimmyDean]

*Walks around the camp, drinking a new bottle of rum*

[southern]

RUM!!!!!!!

*duct tapes jimmy back to wall and grabs rum*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sideblinds Southern,takes rum and leaves thread*

[southern]

*falls to floor*

[Mr.Matinee]

*While Southern is on the floor,Pours rum on her,lights a match and throws in onto Southern,setting her aflame*

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps off the wall and puts Southern out... gives her a smooch on the cheek and runs away*

[southern]

*lies on floor*

[JimmyDean]

*Runs over, sprays some whip cream on Southern and runs away*

[ILOVEKATIE]

*Runs by southern and takes off the whip cream from her faceand puts on my pumkin pie*

[southern]

who wants to play strip poker?!:D

[Rogue]

*cuts the cards* Let's play!

[TyRoss]

(sits in the corner and watches)

[Rogue]

*sits down on the couch and rubs french vanilla lotion on her legs*

[Citizen Kane]

*stumbles around*

[southern]

*lies on couch and watches "the princess bride"*

[Rogue]

*sits there slippery from the lotion* Hmm..what to do?

[Citizen Kane]

*sits*

[JBond]

*scoots closer to Rogue*

[Citizen Kane]

*sitting*

[Rogue]

*scoots closer to Jibbsy* ;)

[JBond]

*Takes out guitar and does a lovely Led Zeppelin serenade* ;)

[Rogue]

*sings*

[Citizen Kane]

Which song

[JBond]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Which song

Whichever makes the fact that I used the word "serenade" the most funny. Like perhaps Black Dog or Achilles Last Stand ;)

[Rogue]

In My Time Of Dying would be bad ;)

[JBond]

Or Babe I'm Going to Leave You, Heartbreaker and Dazed and Confused ;)

[Rogue]

*dances on the couch*

[Citizen Kane]

Ooh..

[Rogue]

*falls off the couch and cracks her head on the floor*

[Citizen Kane]

*gets out first aid kit and mends the crack in Rogue's skull*

[Rogue]

*wraps up in a blanket and watches the Braves/Cardinals game* Well, the replay of it. Lousy Cardinals. :mad:

[Citizen Kane]

*watches with Rogue, even though he is sort of bored*

[JBond]

*brushes cat off the top of the television who is blocking the screen with its tail*

[Rogue]

*walks off to a random bedroom*

[Citizen Kane]

"Wow, that explains why it looked like Mark Maguire was on a steroids....Wait, that wasn't the cat..."

[JBond]

*walks off to "random" bedroom*

[Citizen Kane]

"Rogue, where are you going? That bedroom is where Jibbs is sleeping....Rogue??..."

[Rogue]

*curls up in bed and pulls the covers over her head*

[Citizen Kane]

*sits in front of the TV, lonely*

[JBond]

*being chased by cat in the background*

[Rogue]

*shivers* Gaaaaaah..I'm so cold. :(

[Citizen Kane]

*brings Rogue hot soup and a warm blanket to warm her up*

[Link]

*Releases dog into house*

[sabin26]

*Wakes up and notices people duct taped........Southern I knew I could trust you.........Grabs duct tape and starts duct taping all the ladies to the bed:D*

[southern]

i said i was going to live up to my title...........well when i still had it;)

*wanders around house*

[IdahoMR2man]

*dive tackles Southern, kisses her with every lip on my face*

[sabin26]

I know you were

*starts following Southern while swing duct tape lasso*

[southern]

anyone up for some stirp poker?

[sabin26]

I'm always up for Strip Poker......*starts shuffling cards*

[smokiechimp]

*Strips*

Right, Who's dealing?

;)

[Iben]

puts on 5 shirts and two pairs of pants, I'm in! ;)

[southern]

*does the same as Iben*

let's begin

[sabin26]

*starts dealing* Joker's Wild

[equipe]

*sets up camera, watches the action*

[IdahoMR2man]

Crap. I'm already nude so how am I supposed to play?

[equipe]

*Turns camera towards Idaho*

(loud cracking noise) *Lens shatters*

Ahhh Crap!

[IdahoMR2man]

Sorry about that. Lil' Idaho gets out of control sometimes....

[southern]

*doubles over laughing*

[IdahoMR2man]

*trips over Lil Idaho*

[southern]

don't make me duct tape lil idaho out of the way:p

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*trips over Lil Idaho*

i dont know why but that comment suddenly made me think of The Parlor short film
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16369


(for those who havnt seen it is about people on chat rooms who lie about who/what they really are)

:p

[Iben]

can't be so lil' if you trip over him ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

I've tried to duck tape him to my leg before and he keeps getting free! Gotta damn mind of it's own.

[southern]

*jumps on trampoline*

bunce bounce bounce

[equipe]

*comes back with new camera, watches southern bounce*
This is some nice footage
*Camera begins to melt*

Ahhhh Crap!!! Southern, you're just too damn hot for TV. ;)

[southern]

:funny: good line

[IdahoMR2man]

http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/realhappy/yl2jump.gif

[southern]

wanna bounce too idaho?

don't put my eye out ok;)

[dr_evil]

*pops in Golden Girls Gone Wild* ;)


http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/7_10/goldengirlsgonewild.jpg

:p

[IdahoMR2man]

That reminds me of a really lame joke. Why did Dolly Parton have two black eyes? She went jogging.

[southern]

what should i do now?

[IdahoMR2man]

Me

[southern]

ok

[IdahoMR2man]

*squeaka squeaka squeka*

[southern]

http://www.boardy.de/images/smilies/peitsch.gif

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif

[southern]

i like mine better:p

[IdahoMR2man]

Well mine feels better.

[southern]

maybe but i like my whip

[Kris Hodgson]

My fiancee is going away for 3 days!?!?! How will I survive?

[IdahoMR2man]

I could post the dirtiest smilie right now...

[southern]

yes i know you could
you could also give me a massage

[Iben]

My birthday's in 45 minutes, who wanna be the first to give me a birthday ****? ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by southern
yes i know you could
you could also give me a massage

*gives Southern a Y tongue massage*

[IdahoMR2man]

*uses free hand to break some off for Iben*

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Iben
My birthday's in 45 minutes, who wanna be the first to give me a birthday ****? ;)

Well, seeing as how my fiancee is away........
;)

[Iben]

woohooo! two volunteers!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif

Ah! The seldom used Ass Rape smilie.

[Iben]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Ah! The seldom used Ass Rape smilie. I thought the ass rape smilie looked like this:

:o
:eek:

[Kris Hodgson]

Nice use of existing smilies to create a sick one! I commend your smile bastardizing abilities!

[equipe]

Originally posted by southern
http://www.boardy.de/images/smilies/peitsch.gif

Where's the squeaking coming from?

[IdahoMR2man]

The bed.

[southern]

the chains

[IdahoMR2man]

*tunes in Tokyo on Southern*

[southern]

who's up for some naked twister?:D

[IdahoMR2man]

Can we play it with grease? And can there be no guys but me? I really don't want a bag on my leg or something.

[southern]

no no.....all can play:p

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm out.

[southern]

ok well in that case

*goes to watch Princess Bride again*

[IdahoMR2man]

*does things to Southern that can't post on here*

[southern]

LOL!

that's what i'm talking about:D

[IdahoMR2man]

*first I *** to Southern's ********, then I get a popsicle from the freezer and proceed to ***** at a medium pace. Then Southern ***** ***** to the ***** over a jet ski. While doing that I place my finger on top of her ***** while using my ***** to **** ****. *

[southern]

*giggles*

[IdahoMR2man]

Giggles???? That's all I get?!?!?! Damn woman I just gave you phenomonal sweet loving and you giggle?!?!? That would have caused earthquakes and hurricanes! God woulda thought he'd mis-scheduled Armageddon! And you giggle...pfft. Probably faked the giggle too....

[southern]

i need some lotion on me

any volunteers?

[IdahoMR2man]

No. You'll just giggle....

[southern]

fine then

any one else?

[Link]

*Reads newspaper*

[JBond]

*Does something incredibly boring and dull*

[southern]

join the club

[JBond]

...there's a club now? Why don't people tell me anything?

[southern]

i just did

[JBond]

Yes that's true...

[Rogue]

*lays down on the couch*

[Citizen Kane]

*roams around*

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Iben
My birthday's in 45 minutes, who wanna be the first to give me a birthday ****? ;)

I know I'm late on the response but I would gladly give you a good tongue lashing:D

*grabs Ice Cubes, Chocolate Syrup, and whip cream*

[IdahoMR2man]

*walks around wondering where all the naked girls went*

[tedward]

naked girls...ponders staying....nah cant be bothered.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*first I *** to Southern's ********, then I get a popsicle from the freezer and proceed to ***** at a medium pace. Then Southern ***** ***** to the ***** over a jet ski. While doing that I place my finger on top of her ***** while using my ***** to **** ****. *

Hey - you want to use that potty mouth here then go to the Profanity thread :)

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh yeah? Well you can take a flying leap off a (747 flys by over head WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH) until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it back out again!

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Oh yeah? Well you can take a flying leap off a (747 flys by over head WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH) until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it back out again!

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[IdahoMR2man]

Get out of here!

[IdahoMR2man]

Tonight is right for love --


You know I wanna touch you where the sun don't go.


Tonight is right for love --


Love gravy.


Expressing love so sweet,


I wanna give you burn like a dog in heat.


Love gravy.

[Marvin Nash]

Meredith Baxter Birney... so fine.

[Mr.Matinee]

I'm sure she is*Goes back into rv full of Playmates*

[JimmyDean]

*Sits in the corner eating some popcorn, drinking some Corona and spraying shaving cream everywhere*

[Rogue]

*walks in* So, who wants a lap dance?

[JimmyDean]

*Raises hand*

[slinger]

So this is the new P&H Club?

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks in* So, who wants a lap dance?

*takes Rogue by the hand* I'm up for one

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by slinger
So this is the new P&H Club?

Kinda... more sex, less booze.

[Rogue]

*walks away with sabin* ;)

[southern]

WHERE"S THE RUM!?

[slinger]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Kinda... more sex, less booze.

How is that possible. Less booze = less sex. It's a constant. Maybe less pizza.

[Iben]

*does a random table dance wearing a mini skirt*

[IdahoMR2man]

*watches Iben*

http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif

[southern]

*coes back inside in white t-shirt*
hey ya'll it's raining outside..........aww my favorite shirt is all wet

[IdahoMR2man]

http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gif

[southern]

anyone care to help me dry off?

[JBond]

*hands southern a towel*

[smokiechimp]

*Goes to bed with bad, bad thoughts* ;)

[southern]

*dries off*

curls up on couch...........movie anyone?

[Iben]

*falls off table and lands on Idaho's lap*

[southern]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
*Goes to bed with bad, bad thoughts* ;)
want company?:)

[southern]

guess not............*gets comfy in nice big bed*

[Link]

*Looks around room*

Yeeeeep, nothing to do.

*Goes swimming*

[Rogue]

Originally posted by JBond
*hands southern a towel*

Hmm..how come when I asked the same thing I got different results? ;)


*walks around camp naked*

[Link]

*Gets out of water and decides to play Pool*

[thebtskink]

9-ball, no cheating!

[Link]

Fine, fine.

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Iben
*falls off table and lands on Idaho's lap*

I'd be alright wit dat right na (sorry listening to Public Enemy).

*totally makes out with Iben*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Hmm..how come when I asked the same thing I got different results? ;)

What'd I say? ;)

[Rogue]

*heads for the shower* Who's coming with me?

[JBond]

Would you like a towel?

I mean, yeah sure ;)

[Rogue]

*pulls Jibbsy in the shower* What were you saying? ;)

[sabin26]

*walks out of room* Wow that was a lap dance *see's Southern still in white shirt* This gives me an idea.........tee hee

[JimmyDean]

*Turns on the hot tub, throws in some bubbles and jumps in*

Anyone wanna join me?

:D

[southern]

*joins jimmy*
got any strawberries?

[Rogue]

nevermind

[JimmyDean]

Sure do, Southern...

Want one?

[Rogue]

*wanders around* Who wants to keep me company?

[JBond]

I thought I was :(

[Rogue]

*drags Jibbsy into the pool*

[JimmyDean]

*Holds the bedroom door open for Rouge and Jibbs*

Have fun, kids.

[JBond]

But I can't swim, you'll have to keep me afloat ;)

[thebtskink]

*Falls asleep on couch*

What? I'm tired!

[Rogue]

Honey, it's a three feet of water. ;)

[Link]

*Turns around in water* What the hell are you two doing in here?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Honey, it's a three feet of water. ;)

True...*snaps his fingers in dissapointment* ;)

[thebtskink]

I call remote control king in perpetuity for all eternity till death do me part with the television.

:twisted:

[Rogue]

*splashes Link with water* Don't be such a spoilsport!


*drags Jibbsy to the six feet area* There, now I'll keep you afloat. ;)

[JimmyDean]

*Lays down on a couch and watched the stars. Falls asleep.*

[Link]

*Steals their towels, just out of spite*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*drags Jibbsy to the six feet area* There, now I'll keep you afloat. ;)

Much better ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link
*Steals their towels, just out of spite*

Hey those belong to Holiday Inn

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Lays down on a couch and watched the stars. Falls asleep.*

Hey, that's my feet your lying on! :mad:

[Link]

Yeah, well I just won't return them now will I? The perfect revenge! Hahaha--..I'm so alone.

[JimmyDean]

Sorry Skink.

*Gets up, walks around, hears some strange moaning noises from the pool area... goes to inspect*

[JBond]

Ohhhhhhh!....I think something bit me!

[thebtskink]

Fine, leave me, just like all the others! :p

[Link]

Moaning noises? Damn those zombies!

[thebtskink]

*loads holy water into Super Soaker* Ya with me, Link?

[JimmyDean]

*Notices Rouge and Jibbs in the pool, naked, pauses, takes a picture, walks away*

[Rogue]

*walks around the pool naked*

Where'd my towel go?

[Link]

Didn't this happen in 'Dusk Till Dawn'? Seems like a death trap to me..

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks around the pool naked*

Where'd my towel go?

Holiday Inn is SO going to hear about this!

...though now you may as well get back in the pool ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Notices Rouge and Jibbs in the pool, naked, pauses, takes a picture, walks away*

Looks like others will hear about this too :mad:

[JimmyDean]

*Takes more pictures of Rouge's wonderfully proportioned body*

[Rogue]

*turns around* What'd you say?

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by JBond
Looks like others will hear about this too :mad:

Not for a proper price they won't...

:p :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*turns around* What'd you say?

I uh...I said...heh.....heheh...uh.... :o

[Link]

I could kill Jimmy for you JBond, that is. If you're willing to give me your towel.

[JBond]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
Not for a proper price they won't...

:p :D

You bastard...you realize we get 50% of your profits ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link
I could kill Jimmy for you JBond, that is. If you're willing to give me your towel.

Well no...I can't...you took it.

[Rogue]

*dances on the patio table*

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
Well no...I can't...you took it.

I-I lost the other one.

Well can you give me your soul then?

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by JBond
You bastard...you realize we get 50% of your profits ;)

Hey, you get to swim arond with a naked Rouge in the pool, isn't that enough?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*dances on the patio table*

Hooooney, that's not helping ;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Link
I-I lost the other one.

Well can you give me your soul then?

Sorry, that and the heart are mine. ;)

You can have a lapdance though :p

[JimmyDean]

*Takes many more pics of Rouge...*

Jibbs, you lucky SOB, you...

[Link]

Originally posted by Rogue
Sorry, that and the heart are mine. ;)

You can have a lapdance though :p

Damn, that never works anyway..

Well, that wouldn't be bad. But I'd likely be killed in the process..;)

[Rogue]

Nah, as long as you keep the knives away from me! *ties Link to a chair* :funny:

[JBond]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Takes many more pics of Rouge...*

Jibbs, you lucky SOB, you...

Yes, I know......how many shots do you have in that thing?

[Rogue]

Originally posted by JBond
Hooooney, that's not helping ;)

*puts her hands on her hips* What's that supposed to mean? :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link
Well, that wouldn't be bad. But I'd likely be killed in the process..;)

Oh no...it's fine....enjoy yourself..... *gives Link the "cut throat" signal* ;)

[JimmyDean]

Oh this old thing? Let's put it this way, as long as she keeps moving like that, I'll have film... I got it covered, bud, no worries here.


;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*puts her hands on her hips* What's that supposed to mean? :p

*20 more camera shots go off*

That's what I meant ;)

[Rogue]

*dances on the diving board*

[JBond]

*plays Marco Polo*

[JimmyDean]

*Goes in closer for a better a shot...*

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
Oh no...it's fine....enjoy yourself..... *gives Link the "cut throat" signal* ;) *Stuttering* You-you know Rogue. I've uh-suddenly changed my mind. You can untie me from the chair now. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Goes in closer for a better a shot...*

*trips JimmyDean causing his camera to fall in the pool*

Oh, sorry ;)

[Link]

*Laughs*

[Rogue]

*dives in the pool and pulls Jibbsy under* ;)

[JimmyDean]

*dives into the pool after my precious*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*dives in the pool and pulls Jibbsy under* ;)

*gurgle gurgle gurgle* ;)

[Rogue]

*gives Jibbsy mouth to mouth* There, you aren't drowning. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*gives Jibbsy mouth to mouth* There, you aren't drowning. ;)

Are you sure I didn't drown, this feels like heaven to me ;)

*gets tomatoes thrown at me*

[JimmyDean]

*Rises up with my broken camera. Makes a sad face and starts floating on my back on the surface of the water*

[Link]

Damn..and that was my last tomato too...but it was worth it!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by JBond
Are you sure I didn't drown, this feels like heaven to me ;)

*gets tomatoes thrown at me*

Oh, you don't know the half of it. I'll show you heaven. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Oh, you don't know the half of it. I'll show you heaven. ;)

*pushes JimmyDean in the direction of the other side of the pool* ;)

[JimmyDean]

*Gets up out of the water and sits on the edge with my feet hanging in. Watches the stars*

[Rogue]

*grabs Jimmy's foot and pulls him back in*

Marco!

[JimmyDean]

Polo!

[Link]

Fish out of water!

[JimmyDean]

Hehe... not me!

*Swims all around the pool*

[Rogue]

*pulls Link in the water* Fish..in the water? :funny:

[JBond]

*starts to drink the water*

[Link]

*Falls in*

Jibbs...what are you doing?

[JBond]

...I'm thirsty...what?

[Rogue]

I hope no one peed in the water...

[Link]

Oh...

What to do..

[Rogue]

*lays on a deck chair pouring Dasani all over* Who was thirsty? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
I hope no one peed in the water...

Never mind that, what's with this chloriny taste?

[Link]

*Tries to get a tan in the middle of the night*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*lays on a deck chair pouring Dasani all over* Who was thirsty? ;)

I only like Aquafina.....haha, kidding again ;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Link
*Tries to get a tan in the middle of the night*

:lol:


You're trying to tan at the bottom of the pool too..how innovative. :p

[Link]

I try :p

*Goes into tanning booth and shuts door*

[JBond]

Link...this place doesn't have tanning booths...you just walked into the women's changing room...Link.....Link?

[Rogue]

*douses herself with Dasani again* Mmm..wet. ;)

[JBond]

*walks over*

Mmm, Dasani ;)

[Link]

Shhh I'm busy JBond..;)

[JimmyDean]

*Walks around camp naked*

[JBond]

I'm glad it's dark out...

[JimmyDean]

*Puts on my trunks, gets a crapload of alcohol and goes over to the couch*

Who wants to get wasted?

[Rogue]

Who brought the couch out here?! :eek:

[JimmyDean]

Not me... though the alcohol was my idea.

:D

*Starts drinking*

[Link]

*Wonders how soon until he is thrown out of Dressing Room* ;)

[JBond]

No one else is here, you can stay in there all night if you'd like ;)