X-Men 5 word story game!

[NorthAmX15]

McDonald's with french fry grease

[TyRoss]

which greatly enhanced the realism

[sky_boy16]

In her pimples which were

[kryptonian_boy]

already building their very own

[Nilade]

retirement nest egg so that

[sky_boy16]

Wolverine and Rogue could sleep

[kryptonian_boy]

together, without a fear of

[TyRoss]

cooties. The Man of LaMancha

[kryptonian_boy]

stopped charging the windmills because

[The Enforcer]

it was too quixotic. Nightcrawler

[Knerys]

accidently flashed into Kitty's room

[kryptonian_boy]

causing her to phase through

[Nilade]

the milky smooth texture of

[TyRoss]

Xaviers scalp. They all went

[kryptonian_boy]

to McDonald's for a big

[The Enforcer]

dose of reality. Professor X

[kryptonian_boy]

proposed a toast to his

[Godzilla]

penile enlargement he just got.

[kryptonian_boy]

Rogue had a hungry feeling that

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by kryptonian_boy:
<strong>Rogue had a hungry feeling that</strong><hr></blockquote>

6 words! 6 words!...Damnit!

[kryptonian_boy]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>

6 words! 6 words!...Damnit!</strong><hr></blockquote>

...were words that haunted Jean...

[Rogue]

every night in her sleep.

[kryptonian_boy]

Rogue's hunger returned when she

[Rogue]

woke up the next day.

[kryptonian_boy]

She said, "I feel like..."

[Rogue]

I want some orange juice!

[TyRoss]

But when she got to

[Rogue]

the kitchen, her mind changed.

[kryptonian_boy]

the fridge, Gambit had just...

[kryptonian_boy]

(darn, too late on the last post!)

[kryptonian_boy]

She decided instead to go...

[Rogue]

IHOP for breakfast and eat..

[TyRoss]

broccoli. Meanwhile Beast created a

[Rogue]

new form of french toast.

[bbf2]

It's alive, and eats people.

[beemanbone]

but only people who wear

[bbf2]

suspenders and glasses . . . like Olorin!

[Rogue]

They die a tragic death.

[Nilade]

because of the Olsen Twins

[TyRoss]

who also die when Havok

[sky_boy16]

gave them backstreet boys tickets

[Agent_87]

Pixi and Rouge stripped for.......

[Rogue]

a mysterious man that said..

[kryptonian_boy]

"Where's the next bus stop?"

[TyRoss]

"I'm heading to Moulin Rouge"

[Rogue]

"Want to come with me?"

[kryptonian_boy]

"But, it will cost you..."

[Rogue]

$500 today and only today..

[kryptonian_boy]

"or, if you're both broke..."

[bbf2]

"you have to kill someone."

[Nilade]

"or moonwalk to Japan before..."

[Agent_87]

"my wife gets here!" .....the

[TyRoss]

monsters are over there anyways.

[kryptonian_boy]

"So strip already, will you?!"

[Rogue]

And she said to him...

[kryptonian_boy]

"OK, but you must guess..."

[bbf2]

my favorite color, and number!

[sky_boy16]

But Gambit stripped for him

[Nilade]

because he slipped $20 into

[TyRoss]

The slot machine in the

[bbf2]

casino of Doom! AKA Pong

[Rogue]

and watched it go wild.

[Agent_87]

Suddenly Jubille grabbed 87's...

[NorthAmX15]

little ding-ding and puked

[TyRoss]

on the man we all

[bbf2]

know only as "Chan." However

[kryptonian_boy]

just then, the lights started

[kryptonian_boy]

to go dim and spooky...

[bbf2]

as Beast busted his moves

[moonwalker91885]

Xavier did an interppetive dance...

[TyRoss]

To the musical stylings of

[Rogue]

Aerosmith, Prof. X's favorite band.

[bbf2]

However, Xavier broke his back

[sky_boy16]

When the blob sat on

[bbf2]

his wheelchair, destroying the universe.

[Rogue]

on him and wiggled around.

[bbf2]

Xavier and Blob became lovers

[kryptonian_boy]

making every X- Man sick!

[bbf2]

yet strangely aroused by them

[Rogue]

with their "dance of love"..

[bbf2]

which strangely resembled "The Robot"

[TyRoss]

Of course none of this

[kryptonian_boy]

is more than a rumor

[moonwalker91885]

from those damn dirty apes!!!!!

[kryptonian_boy]

It was actually a nightmare

[bbf2]

, an erotic nightmare for Blob

[kryptonian_boy]

making him wonder why he

[Nilade]

liked to frolic naked at

[TyRoss]

lunchtime. Of course many others

[bbf2]

knew exactly why: he was

[TyRoss]

a closet bolemic stripper named

[bbf2]

Osama Bin Laden. When truth

[TyRoss]

be told Avalanche was really

[Nilade]

Luke Skywalker's father. Surprisingly enough

[Rogue]

had already told him that..

[TyRoss]

money doesn't grow on trees.

[kryptonian_boy]

Words of wisdom like that...

[kryptonian_boy]

can give a headache to

[TyRoss]

the Hulk who was still

[kryptonian_boy]

mad from the last time

[sky_boy16]

Rogue kicked his butt because

[sky_boy16]

Rogue kicked his butt because

[kryptonian_boy]

he called her a chick.

[bbf2]

after her surgery! She wasn't!

[TyRoss]

Meanwhile back in sunny Aucapolco

[NorthAmX15]

Jubilee ate beans and rice.

[kryptonian_boy]

She drank the water, which

[TyRoss]

turned her into a ravening

[Agent_87]

sex fiend. 87 moved in

[TyRoss]

to Xavier mansion where he

[Rogue]

made her play strip poker..

[sky_boy16]

with his sailor moon cards

[Rogue]

and tied her down to

[TyRoss]

a deal in which she

[Rogue]

had to dance around naked

[TyRoss]

in the pale moonlight while

[sky_boy16]

while he played the backround

[kryptonian_boy]

musical finale:"Achy Breaky Heart".

[Nilade]

dressed like a little girl

[kryptonian_boy]

, Iceman looked around for gawking

[TyRoss]

mongeese. He needed one to

[Nilade]

appraise his latest collection of

[moonwalker91885]

Britney Spears inflatible pleasure dolls!

[kryptonian_boy]

two-piece bikinis. He thought

[Rogue]

Oh my God, this is..

[kryptonian_boy]

(too late on my last post again. darn it!)

[kryptonian_boy]

...all wrong, Cyclops screamed. He...

[TyRoss]

rushed out to the porch

[Nilade]

and recited Moby Dick while

[Rogue]

break dancing to Vanilla Ice.

[kryptonian_boy]

Jean had never seen his

[Rogue]

moves before so she said

[kryptonian_boy]

"Break it down, white boy!"

[TyRoss]

but sadly white men can't

[Rogue]

jump or dance as good

[kryptonian_boy]

when their visor's blocking them.

[Rogue]

He was tempted to take

[kryptonian_boy]

off his shades to boogie,

[Rogue]

but he didn't want to

[TyRoss]

turn lovely Jean into a

[kryptonian_boy]

ex- X-Man, so instead he

[sky_boy16]

He pole danced for her.

[kryptonian_boy]

Beast was reading about the

[Rogue]

evolution of Viagra for himself

[kryptonian_boy]

, so he could scientifically prove

[The Insider]

that gorillas were indeed not

[sky_boy16]

not the thing Cyclops had

[Knerys]

hiding in his bedroom. Although

[sky_boy16]

THat his personal hooker looked

[Rogue]

More like Jubilee than Jean

[Psylent]

Jubilee sucks and Rogue rules.

[Rogue]

Rogue started blushing after she

[bbf2]

but Jubilee killed silent-speech

[Rogue]

slowly using only her "fireworks".

[TyRoss]

and a bottle of cream

[Madness]

She managed to lick it

[kryptonian_boy]

and then light it up.

[Rogue]

Only after she had rubbed

[Psylent]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>but Jubilee killed silent-speech</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">But it only tickled me...

[kryptonian_boy]

Vaseline on the sore spots...

[TyRoss]

and everyone went off to

[kryptonian_boy]

watch a new movie from

[kryptonian_boy]

Sylvester Stallone, "Rambo Saves Christmas".

[TyRoss]

but as it sucked they

[Psylent]

tried to use more vaseline.

<small>[ 01-28-2002, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: silent_speech ]</small>

[Madness]

The vaseline proved FATAL!!!!! So

[bbf2]

Wolverine died, choking on vasoline

<small>[ 01-28-2002, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</small>

[sky_boy16]

also killing Cyclops (THank God!)

[TyRoss]

Who were made into Zombies

[moonwalker91885]

for Xavier's pleasure...Gambit killed

[Moe Szyslak]

a guy named Mr. Friendly.

[RebeccaS]

then zombie cyclops and zombie wolverine went to the

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by RebeccaS:
<strong>then zombie cyclops and zombie wolverine went to the</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I believe that that's NINE words!

I'll shorten it for you.

"Cyclops and Wolverine went to . . ."

[TyRoss]

Brother Voodoo to see if

[Psylent]

RebeccaS plays by the rules!

[sky_boy16]

"Which really doesn't matter" said

[bbf2]

Brother Vodoo, who then exploded.

[TyRoss]

because Fred Hembeck wasn't around

[bbf2]

Fred and Voodoo were lovers

[TyRoss]

until one day when Guido

[kryptonian_boy]

came by to see TyRoss...

[TyRoss]

and gave him a gun

[kryptonian_boy]

, not to kill, but scare...

[moonwalker91885]

away the midgets stalking Dazzler!

[TyRoss]

controlled by Frizzo the Clown

[kryptonian_boy]

The midgets left, but not

[Rogue]

before jumping on her and

[bbf2]

making her explode into pieces

[kryptonian_boy]

which blinded everyone standing nearby.

[sky_boy16]

which really didn't care to

[bbf2]

clean up the debris afterwords

[Rogue]

because they didn't want to

[bbf2]

make the charred remains disorganized

[TyRoss]

But all the while Madness

[moonwalker91885]

became disgrunted and stopped posting...

[kryptonian_boy]

because his medication ran out.

[bbf2]

Cyclops turned into an orangutan

[TyRoss]

but not just any orangutang

[kryptonian_boy]

the one from Planet of

[Agent_87]

blue crayfish... "IT's EARTH" yelled...

<small>[ 01-31-2002, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</small>

[kryptonian_boy]

Bobby, the blue crayfish leader.

[kryptonian_boy]

Beast flirted before noticing Cyclops's...

[TyRoss]

breasts. They were attached to

[Superman]

Jean Grey. Psylocke ate 20

[kryptonian_boy]

chicken breasts, which sounded good...

[TyRoss]

to Blob who had a

[sky_boy16]

chicken in his hand and

[bbf2]

lovin' on his heart. He

[Remy]

Pulled down his pants and

[TyRoss]

played "wipe out" on his

[kryptonian_boy]

(censored due to crude visuals).

[bbf2]

This, of course, destroyed Earth

[The Insider]

which resulted in Xavier resigning

[bbf2]

as the president of Mexico

[bbf2]

as the president of Mexico

[kryptonian_boy]

but removing money he embezzled.

<small>[ 02-01-2002, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: kryptonian_boy ]</small>

[moonwalker91885]

Money Ross Perot really owned!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Taking the money, he went

[kryptonian_boy]

to Hawaii, with Elle Mcpherson

[bbf2]

and fell into a volcano

[TyRoss]

where Magma saved him from

[beemanbone]

a flock of wild geese

[bbf2]

genetically engineered by Fabio to

[beemanbone]

unleash hell at amusement parks

[TyRoss]

Our heroes went to Fabio's

[kryptonian_boy]

to goose the evil model

[bbf2]

of an airplane from Hell

[TyRoss]

called the "Spruce Moose". It

[bbf2]

was piloted by a moose

[kryptonian_boy]

named Bullwinkle, along with Rocky

[TyRoss]

Balboa. "Hey yo Bullwinkle get

[sky_boy16]

that sqirrel" said Rocky as

[Knerys]

while Rogue was trying to

[Kyle Katarn]

take a moment to absorb

[TyRoss]

the wet spot with a

[NorthAmX15]

wet burrito from Baja, California

[sky_boy16]

She had a little accident

[TyRoss]

while driving down the I-95.

[bbf2]

Suddenly, Blob turned into Woody

[TyRoss]

and used his "Buzz Lightyear"

[bbf2]

to infinity and beyond. Cyclops

[TyRoss]

took a dive off of

[kryptonian_boy]

his favorite dive, "Moe's Tavern".

[Nilade]

and landed in Compton, suddenly

[TyRoss]

out of the blue came

[bbf2]

a giant blue piece of

[kryptonian_boy]

the Blue Falcon's and Dyno-mutt's...

[TyRoss]

butt. Cyclops blasted it with

[sky_boy16]

with his optic blast but

[bbf2]

Cyclops got "optic blast disfunction"