The world's worst......

[Switzer]

A piranha


Worst animal to let loose in your house

[The Moose]

an alligator

worst animal to run into in an alley

[Switzer]

A 5 foot tall rat


Worst city to visit

[The Moose]

miami. no offence to anyone here. i just found it really really boring

worst hotel you've seen

[Switzer]

Motel 6


Worst way to get around New York

[The Moose]

on a mule

worst way to get from NY to LA

[Switzer]

Air Iraq


Worst magazine to pose for

[The Moose]

Barbie Magazine

worst time to receive Jury Summons

[JBond]

When you commited the crime you are summoned for....or would that be good?

World's worst time to have to go to the bathroom

[The Moose]

when you really need to say somethign really important to ya boss

worst time to lose the book you've spent a year writing

[JBond]

At the book signing

World's worst thing to get your head stuck in

[Rogue]

A blender


World's worst neighbors

[Citizen Kane]

George and Laura Bush :p

World's Worst Disney character

[TyRoss]

Jim from Treasure Planet... Holy Blandness Batman

Worst way to say goodbye?

[JBond]

From the other side of the glass seperating the death roll victim from the onlookers.

Worlds worst way to apologize

[The Moose]

by giving the person a frying pan and a dead cat in it

worst way to tell someone they're special

[JBond]

Taking time away from your wife to go on a date with them

World's worst thing to put on a cracker

[TyRoss]

Maggotty Frog guts

Worst line that was supposed to be cool?

[Citizen Kane]

"WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP"

Most offensive cartoon character

[TyRoss]

Fritz the Cat

Worst time for the car to break down?

[JBond]

On the way down south ;)

World's worst sitcom plot idea

[TyRoss]

Writer: Ok it's like the basic family sitcom but get this.... the dad is single and he's a transvestite so he really thinks he's both him and his wife too.

Worst cast for above sitcom?

[Tara]

Bette Midler as the transvestite, shannon elizabeth as her daughter (who is suppose to be 10 years old)

Worst casting in a movie.

[sphericthor]

Too many bad castings to mention

World worst video store? ;)

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by sphericthor
World worst video store? ;)

"R. Kelly's world of homemade movies"



WORLD'S MOST CD STORE

[The_Manipulator]

If you mean World's WORST CD store then the CD store in Magasin here in Denmark.

WORLD'S WORST SENTENCE:

[spiderman_2k]

So a guy walks into a bar

Worlds worst T-shirt slogan?

[The_Manipulator]

I <3 U
(^ That thing is a heart!)

WORLD'S WORST SIGNATURE:

[spiderman_2k]

A non-existant one.

Worlds worst game?

[The_Manipulator]

American Football. (sorry fans, but that's my opinion!)

WORLD'S WORST SONG:

[spiderman_2k]

The scooter song..Or the Las ketchup one...Just terrible

Worlds worst cinema snack

[TyRoss]

Anything with a reeeeally crinckly wrapper.

Worst way to fix a car?

[spiderman_2k]

Trying to do when you have no clue about cars

Worst shop to but a book in?

[The_Manipulator]

Bog & Ide in Denmark.

WORLD'S WORST DIRECTOR:

[spiderman_2k]

At the moment...Lucas

Worlds worst haircut?

[The_Manipulator]

Mine.

WORLD'S WORST DRINK:

[TyRoss]

The Mullet... sorry smokie

Worst way to spam ;)

[spiderman_2k]

doing it blatantly (looks at last few posts in here...Whoops ;) )

Worst way to dance?

[TyRoss]

Stepping on everyones feet... not just your partners.

Worst thing to say to the Pope?

[spiderman_2k]

Got a smoke.

Worst time of the year?

[TyRoss]

Winter

Worst movie tagline?

[spiderman_2k]

Whoever wins we lose....(AVP)

Worst book you have read

[The_Manipulator]

Den Kroniske Uskyld

Worst thing you've ever said:

[spiderman_2k]

I hate you...:(

Worst thing you have ever done?

[The_Manipulator]

Um, I've many. I've tried to take my friends boyfriend...:(
I regret it so much...

Worst thing you've ever done?

[spiderman_2k]

Too many things to name..:(

Worst pizza topping?

[The_Manipulator]

Ananas with mayonaise and salat....(bwath!!)

Worst person you've ever met:

[spiderman_2k]

Some punk from town, he was a bastard to my little brother.

Worst milkshake flavour?

[The_Manipulator]

Orange.

Worst shop?

[spiderman_2k]

The Body Shop

Worlds worst website?

[The_Manipulator]

um...www.ofir.dk

World's worst video game?

[spiderman_2k]

(I had no clue what that website was about)

Big Mother Truckers

Worlds worst TV Show?

[The_Manipulator]

(It's a danish site)
Meet My Folks.

World's worst city?

[spiderman_2k]

That I have been to...London (really one of the only cities I have been too)

Worlds worst fruit?

[The_Manipulator]

I don't know if it's a fruit but Advocado. If it isn't then I will say Kiwi.

Worlds worst food.

[spiderman_2k]

Olives...(Yuck)

Worlds worst fizzy drink?

[The_Manipulator]

....Green soda....

Worlds worst name:

[spiderman_2k]

Bob...(How boring)

Worlds worst ride?

[evenstar]

Its a small world (after ten times in a row)

Worst pet?

[moviegeek]

anything with really long fangs

worst color?

[UnicornBlood3]

brown

worst job?

[moviegeek]

trash man

worst hair style

[evenstar]

retro mullets

Worst thing to say on a date?

[moviegeek]

(in the style of Joey) How you doing?

worst kind of weather

[UnicornBlood3]

Hot humid weather

Worst time of day?

[moviegeek]

4 in the morning

worst time of night

[spiderman_2k]

There is no bad time of night.

Worst DVD you own?

[Switzer]

Matrix


Worst game console

[REDKISH 4X4]

Game boy

Worst thing to say to your science teacher?

[WDTSF]

"why the hell would you want to be a science teacher?"

actually, you could do that to any teacher (adding in whatever subject they teach)

World's worst sport

[spiderman_2k]

Bowls

The Worlds Worst Trilogy

[WDTSF]

you mean a real trilogy? or one that we make up?

if real- Matrix *frantically escapes crazed Matrix fans who want to kill me*

World's worst thing for a doctor to say during your medical procedure (and don't just say "oops!"- be original)

[cg124]

"ok about that kidney you needed, well I was low on cash and I sold it on ebay, no big deal right? I'm mean we still have 5 more days to find the rare kidney you need right?"


worst injury

[DFreshZ]

stubbing your toe

i hate to be a baby but man does that hurt

worst dessert

[JBond]

Natural flavored yellow snowcone.

World's worst name for a soda.

[rosncranz]

milk...ish

worst thing to say in the middle of sex.

[JBond]

If dad catches us we're in a lot of trouble

Worlds worst thing to say as President at a speech

[JustAnAlias]

Hi I'm George Bush....

Worst place to eat spaghetti

[Oj]

As it turns out, the wmd's were actually in Iran. Damned clerical errors.

World's worst inspirational poster concept

[JustAnAlias]

Anything here www.despair.com

Worlds worst avatar?

[The Moose]

a grey box

worst signature

[Switzer]

I like being banned


Worst way to get arrested

[Andrey83]

when your having something funny on like a bra or a thong (if your a man of cource)

Worst thing to do at the cinema

[DFreshZ]

makeout in a comedy( or innapropriate time)

worst thing to find under your bed

[Switzer]

Rat poop


Worst place to have a quiet vacation

[Sock-Man]

Pretty much anywhere these days

Worst first thing to see upon waking up in the morning

[The Moose]

that you are inside a coffin

worst thing to find in ya bed when ya go to go to sleep

[Sock-Man]

A severed genital

Worst place to wet yourself

[The Moose]

when you're the president, and addressing the nation on TV

worst place to have to build a house

[DFreshZ]

florida (with all the sink holes it'd be gone in days)

worst place to get stuck for a day

[The Moose]

Bulwer

worst place for ya car to break down

[Mrspantera]

The moon.

Worlds worst place for your boob to pop out of your shirt...

[Highfire]

Super Bowl :p

Worst place to accidentally put your finger

[The Moose]

at a superbowl halftime concert

worst time to have dinner

[Highfire]

Originally posted by The Moose
at a superbowl halftime concert


i said it first :p

[The Moose]

damn. continuing

in your ear

worst place to lose your wallet

[FilmJerk]

in a cage full of gay gorillas

worst place to drop the soap :o

[The Moose]

down the drain

worst place to lose ya pet snake

[EvilDeadNDN]

in your pants.

worst place to lose your eyesight

[killercowboy]

in a room full of naked playboy models

worst place to have to use the restroom

[The Moose]

where there isn't one

worst time to buy shares in a company

[killercowboy]

dont ask me.

worst time to have a booty call?

[The Moose]

when you've just got one

worst time for ya comp to crash

[killercowboy]

when youve won a million dollars online.

[Catshe]

Worst time for some one to knock at the door

[killercowboy]

when your having sex.

worst time to need money?

[Andrey83]

when you have none

Worst time to turn on the TV

[Catshe]

There is not one

Worst time to go swimming

[Kitty]

middle of winter


worse kind of food?

[Andrey83]

Extra hot!

Worst time to jump out of a window

[Movie mogul]

Your Birthday

Worst way to end up in Hospital?

[Kitty]

when there's a safety device on the bottom

getting hurt from some sort of stupid re-enactment from a television show



worst way to die?

[Catshe]

Slowly

Worst movie ever seen

[Kitty]

i've never seen a really bad movie, im glad to say


worst pet?

[Andrey83]

A stinking rat

Worst typo

[Catshe]

a whale would not be able to find a tank big enough

Worst car to own

[Movie mogul]

fiat panda

Worst body part to lose?

[Catshe]

leg

worst sense to lose

[spiderman_2k]

Touch

Worst Food

[killercowboy]

your head.

worst person to have as a mother?

[spiderman_2k]

Your dad dressed as your mum

Worst kind of person

[Catshe]

margret thatcher

worst father

[killercowboy]

satan, punishments would be bad.

worst time to be in a traffic jam?

[spiderman_2k]

When the playboy mansion is having an open day and addmittance is only for an hour...That would suck

Worst month of the year?

[killercowboy]

is there a good one except august?

worst reality show on tv?

[the elmo zombie]

anything besides american idol an fox

who is the worst person that could diss you?

[Catshe]

you haha

worst person to have a meal with

[killercowboy]

hannibal lector.

worst thing to have as a pet

[EvilDeadNDN]

a horny hippopatumus

worst thing to have on your head

[Catshe]

you tee hee


Worst thing to have in the bath

[EvilDeadNDN]

a shark.. with a frikkin laser beam on its head

worst thing to have in your pocket

[equipe]

a horny hippopatumus

Worst possible video game

[DFreshZ]

hannibal lecter

worst thing to say to a cop

[Catshe]

a coin that is gonna give me problems


worst thing to have in a gym

[EvilDeadNDN]

no arms or legs

worst thing to find in your sock drawer

[Catshe]

no pressies


worst thing to find in toilet

[EvilDeadNDN]

a huge log. and not the wooden kind.

worst thing to find under your bed

[Catshe]

your socks pheew ha ha

worst date you went on

[EvilDeadNDN]

(MY socks?!)

worst date I went on was when I met someone offline and went to the movies, talk about awkward groping (on her part)

worst place to take a date

[Catshe]

depends on what you want from date but Mcdonalds

Worst thing to have in your draws

[EvilDeadNDN]

(Im a kind man. a hug would suffice....)

Id hate to have another mans hands in my draws

worst thing to say at a funeral

[Catshe]

burst out laughing throw Psalms (that a good one)

Worst thing to do at funeral

[EvilDeadNDN]

get an erection. and then try to subtely laugh it off.

worst thing to where to a funeral

[Catshe]

Black to a colourful funeral when it was pesified


Things to say at a christening

[EvilDeadNDN]

"well, Id like to say I know what a christening was... but honestly.. wheres the chicks?"

worst thing to say at a hockey game

[Catshe]

I love football

Worst thing to say before you go to bed

[EvilDeadNDN]

you smell that? nevermind, its just my sheets.

worst thing to say in a public bathroom

[Catshe]

dont you just hate (whoever is behind the door)


Worst case senario in life

[EvilDeadNDN]

that all my family and friends and significant other die in one fatal plane crash

worst injury to recieve

[Catshe]

being able to comunicate

worst ever job

[WDTSF]

volunteer cow manure clean up person at a farm

world's worst thing to say to girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse

[Switzer]

Have you gained weight


Worst farm animal to have in the house

[Kitty]

horse (especially just the head ;) )


worse thing to do to embarass yourself?

[Switzer]

Go on american idol :(


Worst game show to go on

[Catshe]

family fortunes

Worst soap to be in

[spiderman_2k]

Home and away

Worst Song

[simmy]

embarress myself?! hmm....

having my name read out on national tv on a tiny kiddies programme as 'SIMON' instead of 'SIMONE' was embaressing on a personal level......publicly?! hmm, i won a race once, was a heat, and i put my arms up at the end like id just won the marathon, io looked a right dick...

[Catshe]

Birdie song

Worst group artist

[simmy]

worst soap!? hmm....

family affairs

[the elmo zombie]

michael jackson

worst romantic date

[The Moose]

a concrete post

worst place to go on a first date

[A+]

A library - no talking! Or your ex's house.

Worst time to say the wrong name

[spiderman_2k]

In Bed

Worst time to burp

[EvilDeadNDN]

when in the middle of french kissing

worst place to fart

[Catshe]

when you are in bed with someone for the first time

Worst place to throw up

[killercowboy]

in your girlfriends lap

worst place to eat a tree

[Catshe]

In a enchanted forrest

Worst place to need a toilet

[stonefaced_1]

In a crowded room

Worst place to have a power outage.

[Catshe]

Erm in the water I think

worst place to see a bear

[Movie mogul]

In your living room sitting on your dvd collection!

Worst way to dress?

[Catshe]

Like you tee hee

Worst phone call to make

[CapricornDevil]

"Mom? Guess what? I am a girl now! Had the operation yesterday!! *thud* Mom?....Mom you there?"


Worst place to be caught "pleasing yourself"?

[Catshe]

In your convents study

Worst place to skinny dip

[CapricornDevil]

At your grandparent's 75th anniversary party.


Worst thing to find next to you in bed in the morning?

[Catshe]

someone's teeth yuk

worst thing to find in a hotel bed

[CapricornDevil]

a dozen used condoms.


Worst thing to get as a birthday gift?

[Catshe]

A book how to grow old gracfully

worst place to live

[CapricornDevil]

Beruit during an uprising


Worst thing to hear from someone on a first date?

[Catshe]

i like 3 somes do you have a mate

worst thing to hear at the end of a phone

[CapricornDevil]

*sound of a blade sharpening*"Do you lock your doors at night?"


Worst thing to say when meeting royalty?

[Catshe]

who are you what do you do


worst thing to find in food

[CapricornDevil]

a body part

worst body part to find in food

[Catshe]

finger nail

worst place to do a number 2

[CapricornDevil]

In your boss's office


Worst thing to hear at a funeral?

[Catshe]

congratulations on your birth

worst thing to say at a party

[TyRoss]

So how about that 9 - 11, what a rush eh.

Worst way to wake up.

[CapricornDevil]

underneath Barbara Walters.


worst person to accidently insult

[Sparhawk]

God. And not the cute and fuzzy love-God of the New Testament, but the angry, fire and brimstone-God of the Old Testament.


Worst Tootsie-pop flavour.

[The Moose]

mouldy bread flavour

wprst type of fruit

[killercowboy]

dont eat fruit

worst thing to be caught doing?

[HeadHunter]

Masterbating in a public place

Wrost thing to say to your sister/Brother?

[killercowboy]

will you marry me?


worst person to have as a role model?

[HeadHunter]

A humpback Whale

Wrost kind of pet to put into a pie?

[Catshe]

A hamster

worst thing to find in your freezer

[Switzer]

A dead body


Worst thing to have someone dump onto you

[stonefaced_1]

Mine and Dan Deyo's.

The worst biology project ever. It was a model of a body part and it completely fell apart. Dan was totally vague on everything. He had no idea what he was talking about. It's amazing we got a D+ on it.

LOL.....I haven't thought about that in years.

[the elmo zombie]

worst place and time to die

[EvilDeadNDN]

On top of the empire state building, but then coming back to life 10 feet before you hit the ground.

worst place to get a leg cramp

[the elmo zombie]

think deep impact.lol

worst way for someone to find out your cheating on them

[CapricornDevil]

When you and your fling run into him/her with their fling.



Worst place to become lost.

[the elmo zombie]

think deep impact

worst game to lose

[CapricornDevil]

(Ok...I am thinking deep impact and have no idea what it means)

Game - Russian Roulette



Worst game to win?

[the elmo zombie]

first to find jason

worst game to have to play

[CapricornDevil]

Strip poker with your grandparents


Worst thing to hear as you walk by your parents' bedroom at night.

[the elmo zombie]

when should we shoot him?

worst thing that your parents could find out

[CapricornDevil]

That you aren't the gender they thought you were.


Worst product ever made and sold?

[cg124]

the pet rock


worst president

[the elmo zombie]

your mom.lol

worst movie

[CapricornDevil]

Darkness Falls



Worst thing to find out that you did in your sleep?

[the elmo zombie]

your mom.lol

worst tv

[CapricornDevil]

Friends (in my opinion)


Worst singer or band?

[the elmo zombie]

your mom

worst book

[CapricornDevil]

(ok....the "your mom" thing is really getting old)

Worst book - any romance novel


Worst thing you ever lied about?

[Switzer]

being a virgin :(


Worst thing to say to your mom after coming home late from a date

[CapricornDevil]

Wow...I didn't think I was ever going to find my underwear in the backseat.


worst thing to say to a date's parents?

[Switzer]

I don't think your girls' a virgin.It looks like she's done it before


Worst thing to wear to a an old folks home

[CapricornDevil]

Your "Grim Reaper" costume.


Worst thing to say to a class full of kindergarten students?

[Switzer]

WHAT! There was a condom in the sandbox!


Worst type of cellmate to have while in jail

[cg124]

people call me michael,but you can call me MJ.



worst thing to say in a job interview

[CapricornDevil]

One who turns to you and says "You know, the cop who caught me looked just like you!!"


Worst job to have?

[Switzer]

Michael Jackson's nose job dude


Worst place to run into Jacko

[the elmo zombie]

your moms house

worst movie to run into your parents in

[Switzer]

Any teen movie


Worst thing your parents can say to embarass you

[CapricornDevil]

Now, let me tell you all about the night you were concieved.



Worst name for a pet?

[Switzer]

spanky


Worst thing to find in your little sisters room

[the elmo zombie]

yo mama

worst baby name

[CapricornDevil]

Ok, knock it off with the "your mom" or "yo mama" referrences. It is getting really old.

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by the elmo zombie
yo mama

Did someone piss in your Gene pool or something?

[Catshe]

Baby


worst thing to do on a sunday

[EvilDeadNDN]

paganism

worst thing to step in

[Catshe]

some one's puke

worst thing to do tonight

[EvilDeadNDN]

sprawled out naked, alone and at home

worst thing to NOT do tonight

[Catshe]

get drunk


worst place to go on a picnic

[EvilDeadNDN]

to a nazi rally

worst place to do a number 2 at

[Catshe]

in front of the queen

worst place to go to school.

[EvilDeadNDN]

haha northside okc. *shudders*

worst place to pick your nose

[Catshe]

in front of futre employee

Worst place to lose your shoes

[EvilDeadNDN]

in a room full of thumb tacs

worst place to spend money

[Catshe]

hell

worst place to watch a movie

[EvilDeadNDN]

in the middle of retinal surgery

worst place to lose your keys

[Catshe]

in a key shop

worst place to take a dive

[EvilDeadNDN]

(key shop. clever.)

5 feet up from a concret slab

worst time to get melvined

[Catshe]

whats that

[EvilDeadNDN]

wedgie from the front. heh

[Catshe]

I think I understand

When your trying to impress a girl/boy

Worst time for your mam to walk in

[EvilDeadNDN]

when Im in the middle of "stress relief"

worst time to walk in on your grandparents

[Catshe]

when they are cleaning there false teeth

worst place to meet someone

[EvilDeadNDN]

at a family reunion

worst place to hide a body

[Catshe]

in a police cell

worst joke you ever heard

[EvilDeadNDN]

A cricket walks into a bar, bartender says, "hey pal we have a drink named after you" the cricket replies, "youve got a drunk named Steve?!"

worst taste youve ever had