Matt Damon Admits to Deflating Balls on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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The scandal involving the possible deflating of footballs by Super Bowl contenders New England Patriots — known in the media as Deflate-Gate — has reached ridiculous levels of speculation now that Jimmy Kimmel has found a bunch of Massachusetts natives ready and willing to admit culpability.

Those suspects include¬†Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Chris Evans, Steven Tyler, Eli Roth, Dicky Barrett, Bill Simmons and, yes, longtime “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” punching bag Matt Damon.

Check out their ironclad testimonies from the ABC late night talk show below!