Reform School Girl

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Rating: R

Starring:

Aimee Graham as Donna Patterson

Teresa DiSpina as Carmen Pena

Matt LeBlanc as Vince

Carolyn Seymour as Mrs. Evelyn Turnbull

Eleanor O’Brien as Angela ‘Dink’ Dinkens

Samaria Graham as Priscilla Wells

Marissa Ribisi as Joanie Dubois

Erin Leshawn Wiley as Mona Smith

Catherine Paolone as Matron Miriam Mather

Nick Chinlund as Dr. Ted Meeks

Lynn Eastman as Home Ec. Teacher

Dino Anello as Coach Buxbaum

Harry Northup as Uncle Charlie

Ashley Lister as Kathy Patterson

Bill Calvert as Gary

Special Features:

None

Other Info:

Fullscreen (1.33:1)

Dolby Digital Surround Sound

French and Spanish Subtitles

Running Time: 82 Minutes

Synopsis:

This film was originally released in 1994 on television. It is a remake of a 1957 film. The following is from the DVD cover:

“This sexy story of survival is a first-rate feature about a good girl who gets caught in the wrong place at the wrong time! Pretty teenager Donna ends up taking the fall for bad boy Vince after he steals a car and mows down a pedestrian. Sentenced to an all-girl reform school and forced to leave her little sister Kathy on the outside unprotected, Donna enters a yearlong nightmare filled with abuse and scandalous liaisons! With Vince threatening to hurt Kathy if she turns him in, Donna must grow up fast if she hopes to survive and save her sister!”

Reform School Girl is rated R for language, some sexuality and nudity.

The Movie:

This movie was so bad it’s hard to decide where to begin.

First off, the whole tone of the film was off. I wasn’t sure if it was soft porn with toned down sex or an After School Special with profanity and breasts. Either way, it was terrible. The film is generally bright, cheery, and cheesy while trying to simultaneously act dark and gritty. For example, the opening scenes show Donna getting ready for a date while upbeat 50’s hits play in the background. As she leaves, her uncle tries to rape her. It was quite a contrast that didn’t work. Later on there’s a lesbian love scene that’s quickly followed by a lighthearted track meet. Huh? (In fact, it seemed like the director had the entire film leading up to this lesbian moment and everything else was just minor details.) This film either needed to be entirely dark and adult or entirely light and cheesy for young teens. There’s no middle ground.

The acting is pretty bad, too. It immediately becomes apparent when a young Matt LeBlanc comes in acting as a 50’s tough guy and uttering phrases like, “Daddy-O”, “It’s a gas”, “Hip Cat”, etc. It was so bad it hurt to hear it. The film is also filled with tons of other stereotypes. You have the perverted psychiatrist, the hard nosed warden, the tough black girl, the evil child molester uncle, etc etc etc. The characters couldn’t have been more two dimensional.

I don’t know what else to say. This film is like Sweet Valley High meets the Playboy Channel. It’s a crappy teen plot with a little bit of irrelevant nudity thrown in. The cover of the DVD makes the film look darker and edgier than it really is. You’ll probably figure that out for yourself during the track meet scene at the end. (What kind of “sexy story of survival” has a track meet???) Do yourself a favor and avoid this one at all costs.

The Extras:

There are no bonus features on this DVD.

The Bottom Line:

Reform School Girl isn’t quite the sexy, gritty prison drama that the ads would like you to believe. It’s more of a cheesy teen drama with a few profanities and briefflashes of breasts thrown in. But if you want to see Matt LeBlanc make a fool of himself, then this film will be fine entertainment for you.

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